Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Quotes from the Couch II

"I killed him in the penis."-Ian

"We called it the 'gumbo shooter'."-Gil

Gil-"It's a vagina coffin."
Jeremi-"Dicks go in, they don't come out."

"The force fucked her!"-Gil

"Midget RAGE!!!!"-Jeremi

"Work your smagic!"- Gil

"Oh. My. God. You can see Mario's back!"-Gil

"Stop it! That's awkward, you were yelling at my vagina."-Kim

"Way to throw a baby into a lake of freezing water, Gil."-Jeremi

"They don't let guys stay over after a certain age, because sex could happen. But, sex can happen no matter what."-Gil

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